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Weird Guy From 2 Jobs Ago Still Liking Woman’s Photos On Facebook: Full Report
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The noise I made when I saw this ZooBorns story about EIGHT BRAND NEW MINIATURE PIGLETS is probably not supposed to be made or heard by humans, but I think it was pretty well justified. Please click through for ALL THE PICTURES.
Anne Bancroft on meeting Mel Brooks
I love them!
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Odds are decent that I will regret my decision to go to Venice today.
U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry uncorks a bottle of champagne en route from Andrews Air Force Base to Stockholm, Sweden as he celebrates the first press briefing at the U.S. Department of State Department by his new Spokesperson, Jen Psaki, on May 13, 2013. [State Department photo / Public Domain]
Little has ever been more New England than John Kerry in that hoodie.
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I am deeply on board with this pitch from Alan Sepinwall.
Thank you, The Onion.
Every word of this is a gem, but especially this:
“The FAA has come to the determination that Spirit Airlines treats its customers like pieces of shit and that everyone should boycott this airline,” the report read in part, adding that there are so many hidden fucking fees that it makes customers want to blow their brains out. “The airline touts its low fares, but it costs $45 to check your bag at the airport, and if you don’t check the bag when you get your ticket, it costs a mandatory $100 at the gate. So the flight could end up costing over $300 anyway.”
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding with this bullshit,” the report added.
According to FAA head Michael Huerta, the investigation was carried out during a single round-trip flight from Chicago to New York, and that’s really all the national aviation authority reportedly needed to come to the conclusion that Spirit sucks shit.
2013 Book #20
The movie adaptation of this book has a bomb cast and I will probably see it, but I didn’t terrifically enjoy the book itself, which felt sort of cravenly like it was vying for a movie adaptation.
2013 Book #19
Delightful!
On the scale of “just living the good life” to “drinking problem” where does “drunk laundry” fall?
It is a truth universally acknowledged that it is 100x better to stand passive aggressively at the dryer than to be the weirdo who removes and...
Check out this SWEET $1.94 check I got from the Chase Overdraft Settlement class action suit. Take that, Wall Street. #regularbrag
A cursory glance through my blueblood college’s class notes reveals a host of additional fantastic names, especially in years ‘36 through ‘72,...
Weird Guy From 2 Jobs Ago Still Liking Woman’s Photos On Facebook: Full Report
Does anybody want to start a book club? Like, read books and then get together in eachother’s homes and drink wine and talk about the books? I think...
Here’s a thing I wrote!
fyi my “clothes” tag basically functions like Cher Horowitz’s outfit database when I’m trying to decide what to wear.
My iPhone has a cold :(