The noise I made when I saw this ZooBorns story about EIGHT BRAND NEW MINIATURE PIGLETS is probably not supposed to be made or heard by humans, but I think it was pretty well justified. Please click through for ALL THE PICTURES.
U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry uncorks a bottle of champagne en route from Andrews Air Force Base to Stockholm, Sweden as he celebrates the first press briefing at the U.S. Department of State Department by his new Spokesperson, Jen Psaki, on May 13, 2013. [State Department photo / Public Domain]
Little has ever been more New England than John Kerry in that hoodie.
"Since proposing web series for popular cable dramas is a thing I’m now genetically incapable of not doing, let me issue the first of many pleas for a series that’s just Roger Sterling and Jim Cutler hanging out. There doesn’t need to be any plot at all; just the two of them being clever and charming and silver-haired."
“The FAA has come to the determination that Spirit Airlines treats its customers like pieces of shit and that everyone should boycott this airline,” the report read in part, adding that there are so many hidden fucking fees that it makes customers want to blow their brains out. “The airline touts its low fares, but it costs $45 to check your bag at the airport, and if you don’t check the bag when you get your ticket, it costs a mandatory $100 at the gate. So the flight could end up costing over $300 anyway.”
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding with this bullshit,” the report added.
According to FAA head Michael Huerta, the investigation was carried out during a single round-trip flight from Chicago to New York, and that’s really all the national aviation authority reportedly needed to come to the conclusion that Spirit sucks shit.