b-r-double o-k-lyn drama

I need all the fucking naps, you guys. All the fucking naps.

Says one commenter:

It’s simple. The channels that focus on comedy also focus on advertising to guys. Dudes, specifically. And personally, I love stuff that dudes like. Just not exclusively. 

Fair enough! But here’s the thing (and HOLD ON TO THOSE HATS, BECAUSE IT’S A SHOCKER): Women buy things too. Here is a short list of products I, as a woman, buy that could be advertised on television:

• Beer!
• Soda!
• Bottled water!
• Food - ALL THE FOOD!
  
• Tickets to movies!
• Clothing!
• Maybe someday a car!
• Time to watch other television shows!
• Tampons!
• Condoms!
  
• Makeup!
• Deodorant!
• Hair shit!
• Insurance!
• Cell phones!
• Apple products!
• Home repair things!
• Baby products someday!
• Cable television and internet services!
  

The idea that women are not worth advertising to (and thus, not worth programming around) is driving me insane. WOMEN BUY SO MUCH SHIT. Can we have shows on comedy-focused networks now?